mattonfire
mattonfire:

I’m getting one of these. Except it will be a different color. AND we’re getting the Ecoboost engine - it’ll get super excellent gas mileage. Like, as much as my rinkydink Saturn Ion gets. So don’t call me a jerk for driving a gas-guzzling SUV, because my SUV will be pretty decent on gas. Just have to wait until September or October for it to be built.
Yeah, well… shut up. It’s not a minivan.

mattonfire:

I’m getting one of these. Except it will be a different color. AND we’re getting the Ecoboost engine - it’ll get super excellent gas mileage. Like, as much as my rinkydink Saturn Ion gets. So don’t call me a jerk for driving a gas-guzzling SUV, because my SUV will be pretty decent on gas. Just have to wait until September or October for it to be built.

Yeah, well… shut up. It’s not a minivan.